TowJammerZ

Yes, it’s a recession, and yes, consumers and businesses alike are stressed. But look at the bright side: fuel prices next summer will be a small fraction of 2008 levels, the sun still rises in the morning and sets in the evening (and in between glassy water awaits), and if you shop wisely, bargains abound.

Don’t look now, but here’s your bargain…

At Towjammerz, we’re financially well positioned, and ready to take it to the next level for 2009.

We’re ready to take advantage of the marine industry downturn, looking to build up our fleet inventory and enhance our timeshare offerings– and pass the savings on to you!!

Imagine our celebrated timeshare lease program offered at 2005 pricing, no strings attached.

Here’s the deal(s):

1. If you’ve previously been a rental or timeshare customer, simply enroll in a new 3 year timeshare lease, and save 15% off the 2009 program cost!  If not, you’ll still save 10%!
2. Book a rental boat for 2009 and save 10%!
3. Purchase a new boat from our existing 2008 stock (numbers are limited), and we’ll guarantee a 90 cent minimum Canadian dollar on the entire purchase price- regardless of how low it falls!

So what’s the catch?

Nothing, except this offer is available for a limited time, and will expire December 19^th, no exceptions, no whining.

A completed, signed contract must be submitted with the initial 25% payment of the timeshare cost, or rental cost, by cheque only, no credit cards please. With these low prices, we’re eliminating credit card discount fees– again, no exceptions.

We believe that for the appropriate party, our timeshare lease program is THE rational alternative to the costs and trials of boat ownership. Now, for this limited time, you can be rational AND save money!

Thank you for your support, both financial and moral; past, present, and future.

Sincerely,
Geordie and the Towjammerz Team